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hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

    relahvant:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut

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dirtdiana:

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stopyelling:

Jake Johnson - Switch Front Blunt

Two things we like a lot: Jake Johnson’s Skating and Ryan Allan’s Photography


We need more of Jake Johnson

#whereareyoujkjhnsn2K14

    dont-worry-do-slappies:

    dirtdiana:

    skateboardermagazine:

    stopyelling:

    Jake Johnson - Switch Front Blunt

    Two things we like a lot: Jake Johnson’s Skating and Ryan Allan’s Photography

    We need more of Jake Johnson

    #whereareyoujkjhnsn2K14

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'pay attention to children they know more about love and fright than you do'

    'pay attention to children they know more about love and fright than you do'

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    omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

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the kingdom has fallen

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    the kingdom has fallen

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  8. dogapult:

    today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

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4/20/2012  4:20pm, Hippie Hill - San Francisco, CA

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    4/20/2012  4:20pm, Hippie Hill - San Francisco, CA

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Am I doing this right

    naliest:

    Am I doing this right

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